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Welcome, thanks for wanting to learn more about me!

This information is provided for you to get some joy from how wide the human experience is, and how much we can have in common with complete strangers. 
Labels help us relate to people, not hate on them :>

Updated July 2025
[you]"do I have to worry about all this?"
NOPE feel free to get to know me on your own terms! It's just here in case you do want it.
They hurt my eyes too don't worry :^)
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"professional" bio | tumblr | bsky | newgrounds | artfight | ko-fi 
NAME: GoatPRONOUNS: They/them
ALIASES: Em, Jorji, Jaxi, Bones
AGE: 26DOB: Feb 9
STRAIN: Cuban-American
HAIR: DyedEYES: Nearsighted
DESC: "pale little lad but the fur is coming in nicely!"
MODIFICATIONS TO FACTORY DEFAULT:
[1] ~½” stretched lobes, ~14g septum, conch, 2nd/3rd lobes
* measurements appx. due to EDS!
[2] HRT (Testosterone) since 8/20/24
CHECK ALL THAT APPLY:
☑demisexual  ☑demiboy  ☑transgender
☑nonbinary   ☑bi/pan   ☑genderfluid

ADDITIONAL MARKERS:
☑aquarius  ☑derse, rogue of light ☑INTP      ☑9w1, lots of 4 and 2
☑once was in the smart bird house but then jkr went off the deep end		WARNINGS:
⚠ ADHD + 'tism combo
⚠ Bad auditory processing
⚠ Atrocious social anxiety
⚠ EDS & chronic joint pain
⚠ Maybe more…
(I like labels and tests for myself! I will never force them on you ❤)
SUBJECT NOTES:
 1. Thinks lists and tables and bulletin boards kick ass so fucking much.
 2. Has a B.A. in Political Science.
 3. Enjoys indie/alt music.
 4. Grown organically and free-range in Miami, Florida.
 5. Appears embarrassed they aren’t fluent in Spanish. 
 6. Makes everything complicated for recreational purposes.
 7. Exclusively buys used books.
 8. Lives in Ohio on purpose. 
 9. Ohio really is like that.
10. Loves the moon in a lesbian way.
11. Smokes entirely too much weed. 
12. Owns mystery snails and isopods as well as way too many plants.
13. Responds poorly to virtually all stimuli tested so far. 
14. Read the first letter of each item in SUBJECT NOTES.
15. YEEEEEEEEEEEEAH BOY CHECK THESE BLINKIES
[Realistic goat head. "Hug Your Goat"]
["BUGG'N" on green with ants]
[Gif of a cat blinking. "el muchacho de los ojos tristes"]
["yayy prozac" with animated pills]
[Plague doctor. "Wash your damn hands"]
[Muted speaker. "Misophonia"]
["Get silly!" in rainbow]
["I moo @ cows" on cow print]
[Windows XP MS Paint symbol. "I love MS Paint!"]
[Green hearts. "I LOVE dorks!"]
[Homestuck Breath symbol. "I love john egbert"]
[Homestuck Breath symbol. "A young man stands in his bedroom"]
[Sans. "bad time."]
[Rainbow Dash. "Haha what are you doing with that jar"]
["emo boy swag"]
["Gay zombie" with hearts and crosses]
["mushroom boy" with mushrooms]
["Demisexual pride" with its flag]
["I/me/myself"]
[Two interlocked venus symbols. "He's my girl"]

page thesis: If I were afraid to interact with myself, what information would help me feel comfortable in reaching out?